Asking Clarkson to step away from her celebrity clients for a moment to perform a hasty hypothetical make under (or glow down?) for Huang, she has very kindly put together three outfits that I think we can all agree give off considerably fewer bad-egg biker vibes with pieces from Paul Smith, The Row, Lemaire, Giorgio Armani, Brunello Cucinelli, and more. If you\u2019re lucky enough to have a budget to match Huang’s, we\u2019ve added links to the individual pieces in the captions under each \u201clook.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s been a lot of tight-fitted leather jackets that just about cover his biceps, which always feels like he\u2019s looking to lure his next lover or like he\u2019s just whizzed off on his Ducati to have a quick lunchtime visit with his mistress,\u201d says Clarkson. \u201cThat\u2019s not the vibe you want to go before Congress<\/a> with.\u201d For the Hill, she suggests Huang go for a Nehru collar that \u201cfeels a bit more buttoned up.\u201d<\/p>\n Giorgio Armani’s Spring-Summer 2027 show in Milan.<\/p>\n <\/span>Photograph: Getty Images<\/span><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n However, because Huang\u2019s existing look is so strong, Clarkson advises that changing it too quickly will not only draw an enormous amount of commentary but even more memes<\/a>. \u201cLittle steps, not a full overnight makeover. That\u2019s why he should perhaps keep the leather jacket, something like a suede blouson instead of the biker,\u201d she says, adding that the black jeans should be ditched in favor of proper pants.<\/p>\n \u201cHe could do a tie as well\u2014a bit more apologetic, a bit more formal, a bit more respectful. So a brown leather jacket with a tie and a shirt\u2014so then it\u2019s a segue into a new direction,\u201d Clarkson says, citing Giorgio Armani\u2019s June Milan collection as ideal inspiration.<\/p>\n However, Clarkson says credit must ultimately go to Lori Huang, Jensen\u2019s wife of 41 years. \u201cShe did a brilliant job. If anyone comes out of this as a winner, it\u2019s her. She could rebrand as a Hollywood stylist at this point because she\u2019s done a great job of creating an identity for her husband. Almost too good because it\u2019s attracted too many women. Still, she could step away with a really great divorce settlement and a whole new career.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n![\"Image](\"https:\/\/media.wired.com\/photos\/6af7397fe7d83f5c6a844e18\/master\/w_1600%2Cc_limit\/GettyImages-2282283360.jpg\"\/)
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