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Demi Adejuyigbe wants<\/span> government-mandated dance classes for all men\u2014or so he told Kareem Rahma<\/a> on Subway Takes. It\u2019s hard not to like the idea of a world where everyone boogies as hard as the comedian does, whether in his iconic series of annual music videos set to Earth, Wind & Fire\u2019s \u201cSeptember\u201d or the absurd musical numbers from his celebrated one-man shows. (The title of his Edinburgh Fringe debut advertised that he would also do a backflip on stage). Between his countless pursuits as a 21st-century renaissance man, including DJ sets, TV writing, podcasting, and film photography, Adejuyigbe somehow finds time to reply to every text and to research visual effects in movies. Like LeBron James in his favorite meme, he is truly \u201csmiling through it all.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Phone model: iPhone 17e<\/p>\n Phone alarm: Radial<\/p>\n It’s a very default one. I just need something that\u2019s not going to sound like anything else. I don’t do a custom tone, because I feel like I could very simply just be like, \u201cOh, it’s this song,\u201d but I need something that will be annoying very quickly.<\/p>\n Computer model: MacBook Pro 14-inch<\/p>\n Daily average screen time: 9 hours<\/p>\n I get notifications for it, and I\u2019m always like, \u201cThat’s none of my business.\u201d I’m on my phone a lot. I use my phone in my show. I record things.<\/p>\n Music app: Apple Music<\/p>\n It was revealed that the CEO [of Spotify] was [investing in] AI companies and military contractors, and that was the last straw. I continually hear about how bad Spotify is, and I have so many musician friends who are just like, \u201cThe residuals suck.\u201d It’s not a good one to use if you support musicians. So I was just like, \u201cFuck it, I’m going to switch.\u201d And when they were doing ICE ads, I was like, \u201cYeah, let’s get off this.\u201d<\/p>\n I missed the UI so much, but I’ve gotten used to Apple Music so much now that it just feels sort of like the lesser of two evils. Not like Apple’s a good company, but you know.<\/p>\n Number of unacknowledged \u2026<\/p>\n Emails: 72<\/p>\n I’m actually bad at answering emails, but my unread count is never crazy, because it’s always purposeful: \u201cI want this to be unread until I’ve responded, until I’ve marked it.\u201d And I get very anxious sometimes when I get an email, even when it’s something from a specific person or something I’m waiting on. I’m like, \u201cI’m not in the place to answer that right now,\u201d and then it just falls down the list.<\/p>\n Texts: 0<\/p>\n I’m very good at responding to texts, especially because why pretend I’m not on my phone all the time? When I see the text, I’ll respond to it. If I ever have a high count of unread texts, I just got out of a movie and the group chat has been talking about something.<\/p>\n Last content binge: Reel Talk Show<\/p>\n